Things that are not delicious, pt. 1 of a series

1) Instant coffee with powdered soy milk. It was crumbly and strangely papery. Unless you're a huge Orwell junkie and wish you lived in 1984, I cannot recommend it.

The packaging is deceptive. My coffee looked nothing like the coffee in the picture. It looked like it had little confetti-ish snowflakes of powdered soy product floating in it. Oh wait, that's because it did.

2) stale chewing gum